Friday, December 11, 2009

#1- Dog Sweaters


Okay this is actually the most ridiculous thing EVER. Dogs are not supposed to wear clothes. EVER. Have you ever seen a wild dog wearing a sweater?
NO. Because they aren't supposed to. Dogs look so unbelievably STUPID in sweaters.
Oh but wait, your chihuahua might get cold without one, so it's okay, right?
WRONG.
If you think your chihuahua is too cold without a sweater than you should MOVE.
Think about this:
Where are chihuahuas naturally? Alaska? NO because it's to DAMN COLD THERE. Try Mexico. MEXICO. MEXI-90 DEGREES ALL THE TIME-CO. THAT IS WHERE THEY'RE FROM. So don't take a mexican animal to freakin alaska. Would you take a sheepdog to mexico to boil? NO. So stop it.

APPROVAL: Not Granted.

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