#3-Movie Mexico

Go watch a movie that has anything to do with Mexico. You know what you'll see?

FIESTAS. Non-stop fiestas. I guess that's all they do over there? Party? Oh wait you'll either see a fiesta, or a drug dealer. That's about all that's going on in Mexico. Swine Flu? Pshh that won't get the Hollywood Mexicans down.

APPROVAL: Not Granted

#2-"Money doesn't buy happiness"

Oh really? It doesn't? I'm sorry but, when's the last time you saw a giggling homeless person?

No money doesn't "buy" happiness. Which is clear because you can't go to the local CVS and buy a box of happiness. BUT, it's damn hard to be happy without money.

You know why?

BECAUSE, no money, no food, no food, you die and you can't be happy if you're not alive.

APPROVAL: Not Granted.

#1- Dog Sweaters

Okay this is actually the most ridiculous thing EVER. Dogs are not supposed to wear clothes. EVER. Have you ever seen a wild dog wearing a sweater?

NO. Because they aren't supposed to. Dogs look so unbelievably STUPID in sweaters.

Oh but wait, your chihuahua might get cold without one, so it's okay, right?

WRONG.

If you think your chihuahua is too cold without a sweater than you should MOVE.

Think about this:

Where are chihuahuas naturally? Alaska? NO because it's to DAMN COLD THERE. Try Mexico. MEXICO. MEXI-90 DEGREES ALL THE TIME-CO. THAT IS WHERE THEY'RE FROM. So don't take a mexican animal to freakin alaska. Would you take a sheepdog to mexico to boil? NO. So stop it.

APPROVAL: Not Granted.